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Pandas Having Sex! [NSFW, If You Have Panda Coworkers]
I don’t want to steal pageviews from Sina English, which has just published probably its funniest set of captions ever, so go over there and check out “Zoo plays AV to help pandas mate.” They run a...
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Melissa Murphy’s Pre-Makeup Shots Of Porn Stars, All 93 Of Them, Has Made It...
You know this already, we’re sure, because you surf the Internet, but if not, here’s the quick and dirty: Melissa Murphy is a makeup artist who does work with porn stars and nude models, making them...
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Accused NASA Spy Bo Jiang’s Worst Offense May Have Been Downloading Porn,...
Bo Jiang, the suspected Chinese spy who was pulled off a plane on March 16 just as it was preparing to fly him out of the country, downloaded more than just classified NASA documents and sensitive...
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Senior Chinese Pornography Censor Watches A Lot Of Porn, Hates It
We talk about censors as if they weren’t real, but SCMP serves us this useful reminder that the people deleting your videos, expurgating articles, handcuffing artists, destroying the TV and...
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Porn Accidentally Broadcast On Public LED Screen In China, Again [UPDATE]
Hundreds of onlookers, like flies to light, were entranced by a public showing of pornography on a big-screen near a railway station in Jilin, Jilin province last Wednesday, reports SCMP. This is not...
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The Hadrian Firewall Of Britain Will Keep Us Safe
Today, barbarians of the unruly and unruled Internet are less dangerous. Today, your sleep will be sounder, your dreams more colorful, your future freer. For today, Britain, you are one step closer to...
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Xinhua, Once Again, Accidentally Publishes Porno
It’s been a while since our friends at Xinhua have done something truly absurd, but today, China’s official state-run news agency has really outdone itself. The culprit this time is not Xinhua’s...
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An Interview With Guda, Star And Producer Of The Xinhua-Endorsed Fetish Film...
In the above picture, a doctor is about to administer a lethal injection to the woman being strapped to the bed. It’s a stark and somber scene, only more shocking because a cameraman was allowed to...
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Children’s Books Banned For Spreading “Pornography”
A book called Those Who Don’t Read It Upside-down Are Pigs, among others, has been seized for “spreading pornography,” according to Xinhua, as edited by Global Times. And two publishers, China...
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Astrill Down, PornHub Down [UPDATE]
We’re still awaiting word from Astrill support, but in case you’re wondering, yes, the popular VPN service is down — both the website and service itself. We don’t know if it has anything to do with...
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Chinese Health Department Website Links To Glorious Stash Of Porn
Discourage, suppress, and censor it as you may — and lord knows authorities try, try, and try again — you’ll never rid the world of porn, porn, porn. Some Chinese health department officials...
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No Internet Freedom Without Internet Order, Says Obviously Batshit People’s...
People’s Daily has had an eventful week. Last Monday it called the New York Times “circling vultures” for an article on Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370; on Friday it sought “immediate rectification”...
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Look How State Media Is Spinning The Failure Of China’s Latest Anti-Porn...
China’s anti-porn crackdown — its latest, I mean, in a long line of many — isn’t going as well as planned, because apparently porn is hard to block and everyone watches it, so the propaganda spinners...
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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Porn Identification Officer?
Do you know what is considered pornographic? Can you differentiate between sexual and sexually explicit? Do you have experience looking at a lot of porn? Because there might be a 200,000 RMB job for...
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Let’s See How Chinese Internet Censored Those Forbidden City Nudie Pics
In honor of Cyber Security Week in China — that’s this week, whereupon “China’s Internet police are stepping into the light,” according to WSJ — I thought we’d take a glimpse at the state of Chinese...
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