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Which Porn Stars Are Stephon Marbury Following?
There’s nothing wrong with following porn stars on Twitter, as China Daily has taught us. To wit, Stephon Marbury of Starbury fame –point guard of the Beijing Ducks, the CBA’s current champions –...
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Xinhua Goes Full Porno With Its Latest Slideshow, “Crazy Women Fighters”
Ultimate Surrender is a website featuring “competitive female sexual wrestling,” and in bold font on its frontpage, it notes that it is “for adults only.” NSFW, if you need it spelled out for you. Not...
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We’re Sorry If This Gives You Nightmares, But This Is Hu Jintao’s “O” Face
We’ve spliced together Hu Jintao, China’s outgoing leader, and Beautiful Agony, a website that… Beautiful Agony began as an experiment*, to test a theory that eroticism in human imagery lies not in...
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8Asians Interviews Keni Styles, Asian American Male Porn Star
8Asians recently scored an interview with Keni Styles, described as “one of the first heterosexual Asian male porn stars in America.” It’s funny for answers such as this: The likes of Rick Lee and...
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Baidu Autofill Reinforces Stereotype That Americans Love Sluts
Surely you’re aware of the Google autofill / autocomplete meme? For instance, someone types the words “i accidentally” into a Google search bar as part of a longer phrase, but Google presumes you’re...
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Adult Film Star Diana Pang Enters Chinese Politics, Is Instantly Popular
Search “actress Diana Pang” on Google, and right under the hit for her Wikipedia page, you’ll find images such as the above, along with… …and… We’re not just skin-baiting here. This busty buxom, star...
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Porn Projected On Big Screen In Public Square In Guangdong Province
Porn, which is banned but easily downloadable in China, was projected onto a large LED display in Zhongshan, Guangdong province on Saturday, above a KFC in Fuye Square. Playtime unknown. Movie title:...
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Former Chinese State TV Broadcaster Sen Luo Arrested For Possessing “Extreme...
We know porn’s a no-no in China, but did you know that in its “extreme” form it’s also illegal in Britain? One former CCTV presenter does — now that he’s facing up to three years in prison. “Sen Luo,...
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Is This The World’s First And Worst (Best?) Porn?
The art of eroticism has come a long way since 2000 BC. Check out these petroglyphs from the Bronze Age – the Kangjiashimenji Petroglyphs — found in Xinjiang. Slate’s Mary Mycio reports they were...
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China Shutters 225 Websites And More Than 30,000 Microblogs For “Obscene...
China ostensibly hates porn — hates it with a passion and hates it despite reason – but its state news organization links to it and — as the running joke with us goes — one particular porn site, the...
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The Chinese Lack Creativity, As Definitively Proven By This List Of China’s...
The Internet is for porn, but until I came across this Shanghaiist post, I hadn’t realized there’s a search engine that cuts out the chaff and takes you straight to what you’re after. Check it out:...
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Pandas Having Sex! [NSFW, If You Have Panda Coworkers]
I don’t want to steal pageviews from Sina English, which has just published probably its funniest set of captions ever, so go over there and check out “Zoo plays AV to help pandas mate.” They run a...
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Melissa Murphy’s Pre-Makeup Shots Of Porn Stars, All 93 Of Them, Has Made It...
You know this already, we’re sure, because you surf the Internet, but if not, here’s the quick and dirty: Melissa Murphy is a makeup artist who does work with porn stars and nude models, making them...
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Accused NASA Spy Bo Jiang’s Worst Offense May Have Been Downloading Porn,...
Bo Jiang, the suspected Chinese spy who was pulled off a plane on March 16 just as it was preparing to fly him out of the country, downloaded more than just classified NASA documents and sensitive...
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Senior Chinese Pornography Censor Watches A Lot Of Porn, Hates It
We talk about censors as if they weren’t real, but SCMP serves us this useful reminder that the people deleting your videos, expurgating articles, handcuffing artists, destroying the TV and...
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Porn Accidentally Broadcast On Public LED Screen In China, Again [UPDATE]
Hundreds of onlookers, like flies to light, were entranced by a public showing of pornography on a big-screen near a railway station in Jilin, Jilin province last Wednesday, reports SCMP. This is not...
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The Hadrian Firewall Of Britain Will Keep Us Safe
Today, barbarians of the unruly and unruled Internet are less dangerous. Today, your sleep will be sounder, your dreams more colorful, your future freer. For today, Britain, you are one step closer to...
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Xinhua, Once Again, Accidentally Publishes Porno
It’s been a while since our friends at Xinhua have done something truly absurd, but today, China’s official state-run news agency has really outdone itself. The culprit this time is not Xinhua’s...
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An Interview With Guda, Star And Producer Of The Xinhua-Endorsed Fetish Film...
In the above picture, a doctor is about to administer a lethal injection to the woman being strapped to the bed. It’s a stark and somber scene, only more shocking because a cameraman was allowed to...
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Children’s Books Banned For Spreading “Pornography”
A book called Those Who Don’t Read It Upside-down Are Pigs, among others, has been seized for “spreading pornography,” according to Xinhua, as edited by Global Times. And two publishers, China...
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